DRINK LOUD.

DRESS DRUNK

Half Clever. Half Idiocy. No Half Shirts (yet)

Who's A PUNK?

We’re Matt & Brian — lifelong friends, beer "enthusiasts," and the type of guys who will that sarcastic t-shirt under collared shirts to weddings. (If Matt wears a shirt at all)

We believe good beer and great jokes make life better. That’s why we started Punk Ass Brewing. (And the fact that Brian won't put up the $$ for a real brewery)